Tuesday, April 6, 2010

(¯`·._.·[ Romeo Begins ]·._.·´¯)

Dear Friends & Readers ( obviously I don't have readers on that new blog lol ) , 
I preferred to bring you something light and silly today , something that I wrote when I was still in Highschool lol and when I wrote it I gave the original and only copy to someone special and somehow it returned to me again ! So lemme share my highschool thoughts with you =)



(¯`•¸·´¯)>>ROMEO BEGINS<<(¯`·¸•´¯


 When Juliet woke up and found Romeo dead beside her , she didn't drink the poison as Signor Shakespear told us ! actually she did drink much Vodka instead and kept strolling in the streets till dawn.
And to tell the truth , the girl was so sad but not to the level that makes her drink the poison and dies after him !
Anyways , the girl's in BIG trouble now as Romeo died and took her plans to leave Italy with him to the other world , Plus...it's so sure that her Family is so disappointed now.......
(Scene I)

{ Place : Juliet's bedroom , Time : just before dawn , ..a small room with few but very expensive furniture and a couple of precious paintings on the wall , The window is opened as Juliet used it to escape hours ago...juliet's mother goes into the room to check on her daughter , she finds the bed empty , so a scream of horror came out of her and everyone is awake now }
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Juliet's mother : Oh Lord !! where's our daughter ! where's our flower !!???
Juliet's dad : Don't worry , I sent my men to search for her , the can scan Italy in an hour
Juliet's mom : Ahh! look !! there's a letter !..she went for Romeo !..she has GONE !!
Juliet's dad (roaring ) : THAT BASTARD !!!!! GIVE ME MY GUN !!!
Juliet's mom (crying) : Don't hurt her ! I beg you to calm down
Juliet's dad : Stop weeping woman !!! i'll hang them both downtown !!!!

. ( they walk outside together and curtains fall )
(Scene II)

{ A typical dark and quiet Italian street , Juliet's walking alone , drunk and the bottle of Vodka is still in her hand but almost empty , Alessandro ( the faithful friend of Romeo ) finds her after spending long time searching }
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Alessandro : JULIET !!! quickly !! come here , let's flee
Juliet ( drunk ) : huh ?!...Alessandro ??..nah i want to sit beside this tree
Alessandro : But Juliet ! they'll take your life !!
Juliet : bla bla blah , now leave me and survive !!
Alessandro ( angry ) : YOU !!! get on the HORSE !!!!
Juliet : NO !! will u take me by FORCE !!????
{ He hits her with the metal part of his sword , she faints and he took her on her horse and ran as far as he could }
(Scene III)

{ Alessandro took juliet to a random hut in Torino , the Mistress by chance was... a witch! }

Juliet ( beginning to wake up ) : All..Alessandro ?!!..what a scary creature..who's that !!!!???
Alessandro : cool down Juliet , she's a good witch..she wont make you a rat !
Witch ( to Juliet ) : I heared your story and I'm so sorry..
Juliet : Grazie...i think i'll be fine , don't worry
Witch : Drink this and you'll live forever..leave some for Romeo..it can make him return..but NOT NOW !
Juliet : WHAT ?!! WHEN ??!! WHERE AND HOW !!??????
Witch : He'll return when a pig rules the new Nation..
Juliet : New Nation !!??..EUROPIAN , AFRICAN or ASIAN !!!???
-----{ clouds of stupid pink smoke appear in a stupid way and the witch vanishes in air }--------------
The snow came after the snow after the snow..hundreds of years passed..and juliet's still waiting for her dream to come true...when America was discovered...juliet Moved with those who moved hoping for a new good life away from their motherlands , But remember...Spending many years in our Modern World is enough to cause HUGE changes to anyone...even Juliet ....
(Curtains fall)
(Scene IV)

{ now it's the year 1999 , Juliet's sitting joyfully on Miami beach with her friend Nicole enjoying the sun , pina coladas and hot tanned men }

Nicole : Oh Juliet , aint the sea so pretty ??
Juliet : yeah sure but we are leaving today..what a pity
Nicole : By the way , did you hear any news about the elections ?
Juliet : Niccie ! c'mon ! it's all fictionzzzz
Nicole : what ever you say honey ! you are the Juliet ! hehe , Bush won anyways if u care
Juliet ( surprised ) : BUSH THE SON !!!!!!!! are you joking with me ! don't u dare !!!!
Nicole ( shocked from Juliet's reaction ) :.err..sorry..but Bush won..everyone knows it's right !
Juliet ( to herself ) : The witch...the WITCH was right !!!! America is the new Nation and Bush is the Pig !!..I must go to Italy on the next flight !!!

(Curtains Fall)
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(Scene V)

{ Juliet went to Italy , Digged in Romeo's grave and poured the liquid as the witch told her..sounds and vibrations come from the ground..seems that Romeo is coming ! }
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Juliet : MY LOVE !!! FINALLY YOU ARE AWAKE !!!!!!!!!!!
Romeo ( amazed ) : Juliet ???! I was dead !! now where am I for god's sake !!!??
Juliet : Italy , almost the 21st century Honey !
Romeo : WHat ?!! do you think i'm a stupid bunny ??!!
Juliet : Darling oh Darling ! i know it's hard for you to believe
Romeo ( sarcastic ) : haha yeah ! next time you'll tell me that i'm Adam and you are Eve
Juliet :..baby..honey.let's discuss this at home...get into the car
Romeo : Car ?? what's that ??..your mind went so far !
Juliet ( began to get annoyed ) : pfft okay dear let's find some horses
Romeo ( wonderig around him ) : wh..wh..where's my sword ? where are our Roman Forces ???
Juliet ( very annoyed ) : Romeo !! It's a new World !! deal with this !!! ENOUGH !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Romeo ( trying to hold a tear ) : Oh julia...days made you rough
Juliet : Romeo !!! this's the real world ! everyone was Stupid !! and so did WE !!
Romeo : Can a fish live for so long out of the sea ??
Juliet : damn this !! it's my fault becuase i got you back from the grave you were in !!
Romeo ( thinking loud ) : Forgive me god..i'll do what's right although it's a sin

{ Romeo hugs her...then jumps with his back on the pointed metal cross on his grave..the metal bar penetrates both of them }

Juliet ( while dying and hugging the dead Romeo ) :

Finally we are back to where we belong
Oh lord...life was too long


( CURTAINS FALL )
THE END


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