'' Journalistitution ''!!! -From my archives

Well well well , It's been long time since I last wrote anything but I really had to write this as I cannot bear the mess professionals causing and blaming us beginners for it .
Both media teams , the regime and the opposition left every single important issue and the art of criticism and directed all their efforts to track the lapses and scandals of the other team , Now you can see a HUGE structure like Al-Ahram harnessing all its efforts to find news about this politician's daughter , why that other politician left his wife and why that third got married twice !!
CHAOS !! CHAOS !!! , and this time i'm not blaming the regime's media only ! but the opposition's as well , my ex-favourite newspaper Al-Dostor daily is no longer that liberal honest newspaper I used to read , actually priorities changed....Sales and ''number'' ( number not quality ) of exclusive news are now on top !.
Also sex is now stuffed everywhere in everypage in every newspaper , Internet site , magazine , local papers that used to be decent .
They reminded me of an old belief that says : a good article must have a touch of the unknown , religion , something royal or political and sex , so the PERFECT short article would be : '' oh my GOD the QUEEN is PREGNANT ! WHO did it ?! '' LOL.
When I tried to '' Analyze this'' like RObert De Niro I tried to be as neutral as possible and asked myself many questions like.....
What caused that ''sudden'' terrible change ??
Did the Taste-General change and forced Journalists to change as well to survive the sudden change in tastes ???
Or it's the ''Journalistic '' nature that tends to change everywhile and it's just our bad luck that it's the turn of such kind of change ??
Or... do we smell ...TAN TAN TAAAN !...a plot ??? <(@_@)>
No one knows , but it seems to be a GREAT mix of everything stated !!....But what hurts actually is that when you ask any of the ''GREAT'' journalists about the causes of such CHAOS they always blame poor bloggers ! yes we humble bloggers are responsible of the spread of swine flu , we also make ferry boats sink with poor people on ( actually it's their fault they drawned !! they shouldn't have skipped the swimming lessons when they were young lol )...also we bloggers killed J.F.Kennedy !! ohh didn't ya know !! ..and of course we are the main threat to National security !!...I admit that ME and every FREE one who writes are BIG threats , but not to national security...to Pharaohnic security!!!
Great Ladies & gentlemen in her Majesty's court...her Majesty the ''PRESS'' that made some beggars of you millionairs and made your mob the elite.....
IF you can't be men , try to act like men...
IF you can't cover your loins , don't work hard on uncovering others'
IF you don't have a Main dish to serve , close the restaurant
IF you are no longer creative , don't attack others' creativity
Ma'ams and sirs please get back on track...yes I'm only 20 years old but I , as well as , other 85 million Egyptians can tell the all mighty YOU , that YOU are not on the right track
PLEASE...
Stop the recent...
'' Journalistitution ''.....

Nosair VII 6/24/2009